Living in France,

Living in France,

Would suit a taste for fine wine

But living in Canada would make me

A bedrunken

With a death wish

After only two units apparently.

I wonder how that will be received

In Montreal

If they believe the government at all

Or would they prefer to be in France

Where drinking wine is fundamental

To good health

And dietary balance

Perhaps I will try it.

As a sophisticate

With a red wine palate

In Paris,

I would, without a doubt,

Be found healthy

Which is better than being

Dubbed deathly,

In Quebec.

Bonne chance

My friends

Bonne chance.