There were few poets
There were few poets
In the public bar
Of the workman’s club
On a Friday
After the back shift
When pitmen piled in
There was money to be spent
On Fed special
Over a few hands
Of three card brag
Working men with dirty faces
All of their cards were dealt
Before the cage doors closed
No more coal to cut
Until first thing in the morning
When the early shift staggered
Down to the top shaft
Still stinking of the night before
Some barely set foot in their own back door
Before they were turfed out again
What was left in the pay-packet
Thrown on the kitchen table
As dinner came out of the oven
Spoiled from too long waiting
Tossed against the woodchip
In frustration
Too dry to stick
A woman too sick to cry
Eeking out the housekeeping
From less than half a score
She has changed the locks before
But he comes home and breaks them
She went to church on Sunday
Prayed for better days
The children wore their best clothes
To keep up with appearances
As did all their neighbours
One day somebody would break the chain
Burn down the club
Never let it open again
Sign the pledge instead
They could write a poem about it
As if they all lived in wartime
Instead of in the dark ages
When working people were
Still indebted
To their masters
On the Coal Board
Grateful for the chance
To live in grace and favour
Thanking Christ their saviour
For the bounty
On their tables
As the cards fell
For someone else
But not for those who turned them
There were no poets
In the public bar, no women either
An oddity, akin
To an old gentleman’s club
In Curzon Street,
With strict etiquette
To be observed as
So many liberal men are sticklers
For convention,
Where there might yet be an old poet
Wallowing in privilege
Bleeding hearts bleating
Over canasta and single malt
With a brandy after dinner
As tightly laced
Pinch-faced wives sit waiting
In the drawing-room
Of a Georgian home
Designed by William Morris,
Wishing they were spinsters.